Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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