Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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