Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
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