living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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