Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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