Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
