I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Never underestimate the power of titties
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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