dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
