I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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