If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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