And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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