I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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