Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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