I look better un-naked...
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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