i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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