Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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