dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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