I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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