Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
You are a booty call, not a friend.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
