do herpes really smell.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I believe in your delicious
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Randomize
