if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
You've changed since you got that strap on
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