just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
please come you make the beer taste better
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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