Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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