everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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