This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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