it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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