just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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