FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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