omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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