There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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