just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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