She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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