check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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