How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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