Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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