Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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