Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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