your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
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When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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