Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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