if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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