I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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