Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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