Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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