I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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