pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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