My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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