I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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