How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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