Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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