i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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