you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I have tasted many bathrooms
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