what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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