I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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